Classes For Men... Registration Now Open
Summer Classes for Men at ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by
Monday, May 28, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step,
with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of
Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor,
Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--
Starting With Looking In The Right Places And
Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Learning How To Find Things--
Starting With Looking In The Right Places And
Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
(Source: My Dear Hubby :-)
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9 comments:
Oh, Diane, that is hilarious. I love those. My husband and I are finishing up the raising of our 3 BOYS. I don't believe i have ever had a clean toilet!
I am going to look around your blog a bit more. Thanks for visiting mine. Come back anytime! We seem to be in a relatively similar life stage :)
Oh, I love it. I wish I could sign my son up. I have my hubby trained:) However, some days I wonder if there is any hope for my son!!
I'm like Trella - I have trained my husband. Thanks goodness for that :o)
Susan
My husband has graduated. His mother is very impressed that I was able to train him much better than she could. She suggested that I must offer good rewards! LOL
Those are all so funny!
My husband is pretty well trained too.
He used to throw his clothes on the floor and etc.
Thank you - this gave me a good morning chuckle. :o)
After forty years I've decided that my husband just won't ever pass some of these courses. However, in the really important ones I'll give him an A+..
Cute post!!
:)
I think men must be the same the whole world over. Have managed to tame mine a little and when he remembers!!
So, so funny!!!!
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